September 30, 2026. Three objects, one cut each, weighed to the gram.
| Round | Object | Weight | Mode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cut 1 | Sloppy Steak | 550 g | TWO BULLETS |
| Cut 2 | Bullwhip | 650 g | DOUBLE TROUBLE |
| Cut 3 | Blue Parrot | 400 g | TORNADO |
Tap twice. The cut runs through both holes. Two targets, one cut. Halve the whole haul. It spins like a dust devil. Time your slice.
| Players recorded | 5 |
| Average score | 216 / 300 |
| Median | 217 / 300 |
| Best | 267 / 300 |
| Worst | 120 / 300 |
Nobody cut a perfect 300. An average of 216 means the typical cut split its object roughly 72/28 by weight.
Halfsies is the casual daily split-in-half cutting game. There is nothing to give away here: the objects are in front of you the whole time. The only hidden thing is where each shape keeps its weight, which is why the average sits where it does. If you want the reason, read why nobody has cut a perfect half.