September 2, 2026. Three objects, one cut each, weighed to the gram.
| Round | Object | Weight | Mode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cut 1 | Blue Parrot | 400 g | FREEHAND |
| Cut 2 | Cleaver | 550 g | RUNAWAY |
| Cut 3 | Flintlock | 1400 g | TORNADO |
Carve any path you like. It cuts where you draw. It will not sit still. Cut it anyway. It spins like a dust devil. Time your slice.
| Players recorded | 6 |
| Average score | 190 / 300 |
| Median | 196 / 300 |
| Best | 259 / 300 |
| Worst | 90 / 300 |
Nobody cut a perfect 300. An average of 190 means the typical cut split its object roughly 63/37 by weight.
Halfsies is the casual daily split-in-half cutting game. There is nothing to give away here: the objects are in front of you the whole time. The only hidden thing is where each shape keeps its weight, which is why the average sits where it does. If you want the reason, read why nobody has cut a perfect half.