August 29, 2026. Three objects, one cut each, weighed to the gram.
| Round | Object | Weight | Mode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cut 1 | Green Banana | 110 g | TWO BULLETS |
| Cut 2 | Royal Flush Clubs | 9 g | RUNAWAY |
| Cut 3 | Blue Parrot | 400 g | QUICK DRAW |
Tap twice. The cut runs through both holes. It will not sit still. Cut it anyway. Five seconds. Draw.
| Players recorded | 7 |
| Average score | 214 / 300 |
| Median | 247 / 300 |
| Best | 281 / 300 |
| Worst | 109 / 300 |
Nobody cut a perfect 300. An average of 214 means the typical cut split its object roughly 71/29 by weight.
Halfsies is the casual daily split-in-half cutting game. There is nothing to give away here: the objects are in front of you the whole time. The only hidden thing is where each shape keeps its weight, which is why the average sits where it does. If you want the reason, read why nobody has cut a perfect half.